1. READ the menu boards before ordering

2. If we say "oh which one would you like?" i.e the Grand Angus or the Mighty Angus do not rudely say "WHATS THE DIFFERENCE!?" instead, review rule number 1.

3. Do not assume we know what you're thinking because 99.99% of the time we don't

4. When we say "sorry could you please repeat that?" does not entitle you to raise your voice louder

5.If we have to close, don't try the "oh but i just want a..." it doesnt work, we're closed, we want to go home, you should've thought of that earlier

6. If we stop the breakfast menu at 10:30 and you miss it, or you're still in que but you just miss out, again. like no.5 TOO BAD you should've come earlier

7. If you are not chuck norris we won't give you food we don't serve

8. If you bitch or whine about our rised prices do NOT complain to us or demand to see a manager, these are tough times to its expected. If you wish to complain about the prices we CANNOT help you. Simply ask for the number for Management and leave a complaint there.

9. If you've ordered take-away and you have missed out on an item on our mistake then call us up a.s.a.p and we'll be more than happy to arrange a replacement, just leave your name, number and we'll give you a code. DO NOT simply come back a few days later saying "i came back on <insert date here> and missed out on this, i want a replacement", we cannot help you.

10. Yes we are a multi-cultural store, yes we have many ethnic workers, your racist comments such as "good to see a white person working" are not welcome, be greatful we don't spit in your food when you say so.

11. Do not tell us how to do our jobs for we know what we are doing

12. a)yes you ordered a meal, no your drink is not extra, see how the price of the meal is discounted from the meal price displayed all you need to do is add the drink price onto it then it adds up to the price displayed (not everyone wants coke)
b) Yes some drinks are more expensive than others, thus = the meal going up in price

13. DO NOT change your mind after paying

14. Don't complain about your coffee tasting like boiling water with brown grit in it...welcome to McCafe.

15. If your coffee is too hot, do NOT complain...JUST WAIT A FEW MINS it'll cool intime, i'm NOT making you another one

16. Don't complain our store is different to other stores in price, etc, we're different. For we are NOT that store.

17. When i say "drive thru to your second window" literally, drive through to your second window, dont wait at the next one.

18. Drive thru was made so it was an express version of the Restaurant, so if you got an order thats 10+ items, park and go inside (wow just like the express lane in your local woolies, action, IGA, etc)

19. In addition to 18. DONT sit in drive thru counting coinage, have the exact or eftpos and be on your way (we have a 2mins and 45 second time limit like most stores, some have 3:30)

20. If i tell you "please just park in bay one, won't be a moment on your order*motions to bay one*", PARK IN FARKING BAY ONE, don't sit there looking at me all confused.

21. If you demand a manager, and i so happened to be rostered as manager just not wearing the right shirt, don't bitch at me, because i'll just call management and say your a nutcase and your complaint is to be ignored.

22. Are you a bogan.

23. If one of your items are inadequate DON'T rudely tell me it taste like "rat piss",etc. Just tell me it doesnt taste right and i'll be happy to get you a fresh one.

24. When a complaint is resolved, DO NOT try to put moves on me, it DOESNT WORK.

25. NO BOOZE IN MCDONALDS! does it look like we sell alcohol, does it look like we even have a licence, this is McDonalds Kangaroo Point we have the pineapple hotel down the road, and the chalk hotel down the other road. you can drink and eat there. We're not a pub.

*ahem*

have a nice day